That man-kini seems to simply hang from the shoulders. All it will take is one gust of wind to reveal… um… absolutely nothing.
With a knee-melting smile like that, what he looks like with his shirt off is the cherry on top. What he looks like without his pants on is the unexpected realization that you are getting a single cherry. But at least it’s seedless.
Thanks Catherine. You can see the original on the Ann Summers site.