Arnold Schwarzenegger: This won’t stand

My name is Johnny Knoxville and I’m easily replaceable in Eastern European countries.

Photoshop Disasters

Jackass star Knoxville may not be as popular on every continent as he is in North America, so replacing him with someone with more appeal to these countries is excusable. Obviously, the next closest thing to Knoxville and his devil-may-care grin is actress Jaimie Alexander looking mildly perplexed by the former governor with the chain-gun.

Thanks Max for the find!

  • jdm8

    Johnny Knoxville looks a little more out of place, maybe both he and the lady are comps, and the lady is just better comped.

    • defweezard

      I disagree. Knoxville has the same harsh light and shadow as Arnold, but on her, it’s more diffused and the highlight is on the wrong side of her face.

  • Farmersboy

    They forgot the empty ammunition belt coming out the other side when they shopped the muzzle flame in.

    • JStass

      It’s a new technology that shoots the entire bullet, shell and all, for bigger explosions!

  • fjord

    I like the title change:

    RETURN OF THE HERO
    the quiet life is not for him!

  • Waldobaby

    Define “disaster”.

  • marcy

    I find it amazing that Arnold’s last name looks just as confusing in both languages.

  • OurJames

    Because of the way these posters are produced, it’s likely that every element was composited.

  • http://twitter.com/bevtastic7 Beverly Jenkins

    If it were up to me, I’d eliminate Johnny Knoxville from just about everything, so this edit makes perfect sense to me.