Kohl’s: Chic proportions

With the background and otherworldly body shape, this looks more like a piece of faux-art from the 80s than an ad from a Milwaukee-based department store.

Photoshop Disaster

Department stores like Kohl can offer savings through their bulk orders and clever tricks like only using two dimensions. I hope we’re all aware of the irony that “Design Nation” is bolded here.

Photoshop Disaster

Thanks Elaine and Matthew. The original came from a direct mail circular from Kohl’s department store. Any idea why Kohl’s might have done this?

Kohl’s: Chic proportions

With the background and otherworldly body shape, this looks more like a piece of faux-art from the 80s than an ad from a Milwaukee-based department store.

Photoshop Disasters

Department stores like Kohl can offer savings through their bulk orders and clever tricks like only using two dimensions. I hope we’re all aware of the irony that “Design Nation” is bolded here.

Photoshop Disasters

Thanks Elaine and Matthew. The original came from a direct mail circular from Kohl’s department store. Any idea why Kohl’s might have done this?

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ariel-Alejandro-Castro-Olguin/100000767641055 Ariel Alejandro Castro Olguin

    Totally toulouse lautrec Style!

  • Jugstopper

    For some reason, this Devo lyric came to mind:

    If you live in a big place

    Many factions underground

    Chase down mister hinky dink

    So no trace can be found

    Put the tape on erase

    Rearrange a face

    We always liked picasso anyway

  • sebD

    Bezier models are the new chic

  • SL

    someone needs a burger.

    • Vod

      Oh what a clever comment. Here, take the interwebz witty trophy. All hail you and your wit

  • Nangleator

    Nice to see Stretch Armstrong had a daughter. She ought to cut down on laying on the driveway… she’s melting a little.

  • https://twitter.com/BryceBladon Bryce Bladon

    I like my department store ads how I like my women: strangely proportioned and incredibly confusing.

  • Bev

    She looks like she could slip down the shower drain if she wasn’t very, very careful.

  • likalaruku

    Rail thin, giraffe neck, no curves, monkey arms…..Seems legit.

    Oh, & I like the poorly blended blurblob over the breasts in the lower image. The lines of the dress & booblessness make it look like her face & ass are on the same side.