Ships have had mermaids on their bow for ages, but it’s only with modern technology that we can make them appear unrealistically.

If your company is drawing calling themselves “creative surface specialists,” you may want to double-check that those surfaces reflect quality control. Speaking of poor ad practice, does it seem like this ad is trying too hard? Do you really love my problems, or are you just trying to make me open up so you can see my mermaid goodies?

Thanks T.