If you’re going to slather your model in flamingo-pink, try to avoid giving her the legs of one too.

Women keep a lot of things in their purses, but their hips aren’t one of them. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m no expert on women’s hips (having spent little to no time near them) but even I know that they tend to be somehow connected to an actual woman. One day, I hope to confirm this.

Thanks Nigel. The original was found in American Express Departures magazine.  What do you think might have happened here?