Beer Maiden: Big Smile

Like the girls who smile in tampon commercials, this picture reeks of insincerity.

Photoshop Disasters

As someone who knows a thing or two about women forcing a smile, I can confirm that something is amiss here. The amount of lip gloss necessary to keep the Joker-calibre smile glistening would be absurd.

Found by Omegaresnovae who ran across this sitting on top of a cheese display when she was shopping at a local grocery chain.

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  • Arturo

    She must be related to Donkey from Shrek, otherwise I don’t see how she can have such a large smile.

  • Earthling

    No disaster here: My GF can smile that big!

    “Ask Me How!

    • Beverly Jenkins

      Lucky guy. 😉

  • jdm8

    Holy Joker-mouth, Batman!

  • FBI Cyber Crime Division

    Sir, please step away from the computer and put the mouse on the floor.

  • Colbi

    Black hole sun ! Won’t you come !

  • James Dominguez


  • teleromeo

    owww that sucks …

  • Miguel Farah

    Such a large mouth makes me wonder about the size of her tongue and… er… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

  • SL

    Just imagine what she can do with that mouth… lol.

  • marcy

    At first, I thought – that mouth isn’t so bad, Julia Roberts mouth is pretty close to that size. Then I noticed the teeth. The teeth! Yikes!

  • Beverly Jenkins

    “Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!” -Caddyshack

  • sackes

    The missing link between primates and human…

  • Janet Cox Tuhey

    Look at the teeth! She has more gum than tooth surface on some. It looks more like a Windows paint stretch, done in about 10 seconds, and things got all distorted.

  • sabrina

    nice mouth! 😉

  • hege_d

    oh my god, i hope it’s photoshop!