Monthly Archives: January 2013

Ebay: The Secret to Smooth Skin

Welcome to the world of Photoshop, where bodies glow, breasts are kept aloft by magic, and belly-buttons are considered an unseemly biological mistake.

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The quest for smooth skin is a tricky one. Some swear by coconut oil, others sandblast their various wrinkles and orifices to a healthy bronze glow.

Thanks Anna. You can see the original on Ebay.

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Intymna.pl: Hands-off langerie

This model may look sultry, but all she wants is someone to hold her ‘hand.’

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I’ve always had trouble getting lingerie off of ladies (mostly because I have trouble getting past the whole “who are you and what are you doing in my house?” stage of seduction), but a hoof-hand seems like it would make a rubrix cube out of a bra-hook. Ever see a goat wearing a bra before? Case in point.

Thanks Jacek. You can see the original on the Intymna site.

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EBAY: Youth Fashion

I don’t understand youth fashion, be it pants hanging from knees or a sweater with numerous jpeg artifacts in it.

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The most confusing part about this array of disasters is figuring out how they occurred. It doesn’t seem like that brick wall needed to be shopped to a more pleasing form, and honestly, I like a girl with a bit of meat on them. Specifically, I like it when the thigh-meat doesn’t have a bite taken out of it.

Thanks Viktoria for the find. You can see the original on the Ebay listing (Scroll down half way).

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Photoshop Quiz: Caras: Too Much Love?

It’s that time of the month where we post an image that a few of you have sent to us swearing is a disaster! What’s up for debate in the Caras image below is whether or not something crazy is going on with their hands.

Vote below and tell us how you voted in the comments. 

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Linio: Big Boy Bike

What a deal! A bike that’s 25% off despite being twice as big as it should be.

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For the penny-pinching adolescent (and those eager to take a running start to mount their bike), it’s a savings that can’t be beat. Of course, it doesn’t seem like there’s any way a child’s limbs could hold the handlebars or reach the pedals – but if you need an oversized bike that doesn’t cast a shadow, this is the one for you.

Thanks Ricardo. You can see the original on the Linio Colombia Facebook site.

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Quentin Tarantino: Stands by his values

It looks like this photoshopper meant to give Tarantino a haircut, but he kept snipping past the hip.

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Some people have accused Tarantino of being unbalanced. Fair enough; if this one of his films, Tarantino would have already expelled enough blood to fill a wading pool while dropping enough f-bombs to level a smaller city.

Thanks Ariane. The original was found in Belgium ”Le Soir” newspaper.

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E. LecClerc: Cutting Prices and Products

In North America, we have Target to slash prices. In France, E.LecClerc literally takes a knife to their products.

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I have to check the owner’s manual, but it doesn’t look like the microwave should be floating OR balanced on a blade. Ah, here’s the manual for the microwave.

Micro-ondes? What the hell is that?

Thanks Bruno for the find. The original can be found in catalogue Leclerc.

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