The employee of the month competition became unfair when three-armed grocers were allowed to compete for the coveted title.
Stocking efficiency aside, this is one of the more useless superpowers to be cursed with. Tailoring all those shirts and work uniforms to accommodate the extra limb and you still don’t get to wear a cape to work? Bogus stuff.
Thanks George. The original can be found in the Yellowknife Co-op’s January newsletter.