Sexy Avenue: Someone’s been bad

Santa better strong-arm the gifts and photoshop some coal into someone’s stocking next year.

Photoshop Disasters

Why is a giant, detached hand holding a stopwatch that promises naughty gifts for you to enjoy? How did someone French AND marketing for a sex shop (two intrinsically sultry things) feel they needed to embellish on a (already two-handed) model with a sext in a timer?

Thanks Laura. You can see the original on Sexy Avenue.

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  • peaceetc

    I’m jealous. A third arm and hand could come in handy, especially if I could finally reach that itchy spot on the middle of my back.

    • Waldobaby

      Doesn’t it depend on how bad you really want to reach it?

      • peaceetc

        Nope. I have short arms.

  • http://twitter.com/Clevertail Joseph Hirst

    2013 is proving that mutant supermodels WILL in-fact one day take over the world.

  • Mmm

    Is blood dripping from her … I mean, between her legs?

    • http://twitter.com/bevtastic7 Beverly Jenkins

      Ewww, I hadn’t even noticed that!

  • stella

    It is the first 2013 sighting of Thing (holding the stopwatch – note the shorter nails).

    • Greenhatter

      I guess Thing (She-Thing) was at a Pretty Beauty Nail Studio.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lightstriker-Stormyhahaha/1046633734 Lightstriker Stormyhahaha

    that hand is actually a new sex toy product.

  • OurJames

    I think this is a layout disaster, not a PSD. The hand holding the watch wasn’t ever meant to be her hand, just a generic hand showing the buttons you can push. But the layout makes it seem that the hand was supposed to be the model’s left hand. Just bad design.

  • molly

    Completely different nails too. Lol

  • Roy

    Big hand for small girl http://www.drpctronics.com