Ebay: The Secret to Smooth Skin

Welcome to the world of Photoshop, where bodies glow, breasts are kept aloft by magic, and belly-buttons are considered an unseemly biological mistake.

Photoshop Disasters

The quest for smooth skin is a tricky one. Some swear by coconut oil, others sandblast their various wrinkles and orifices to a healthy bronze glow.

Thanks Anna. You can see the original on Ebay.

  • Dawn Casey

    If you go to the seller’s store on ebay, you’ll discover the same “model” wearing a multitude of different bikinis, with the boobs adjusted to match the suit.

    Of course it could just be a line up of Barbies wearing them. Or plastic people. OMG! Is there an invasion of Barbies in Hawaii??

    Oh. Wait.

  • stella

    Why didn’t they do something to her right thigh? It makes her almost look human.

    • http://twitter.com/bevtastic7 Beverly Jenkins

      Hahaha, so true.

  • OurJames

    It’s weird the way the smoothing makes her armpits looks so prominent. I think they didn’t smooth her right thigh because it has a shadow, and even our over-zealous smoothie of a GA sensed that losing that shadow would be wrong in same way.

  • http://twitter.com/bevtastic7 Beverly Jenkins

    I have no words. I just… I can’t. Wow.

  • https://twitter.com/BryceBladon B Bladon

    Overly smooth skin begs the question – what do these models do when they need to sweat? Television has taught me that slow-motion car washes are how most models without pores keep themselves cool. Thoughts?

  • Frank

    She is probably a replicant, no need for a belly button.