Monthly Archives: February 2013

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Reaching for the Short-Sighted Future

Posted on 28 February by bryce

The future is all lens-flare, thick-rimmed glasses, and spongy breadsticks for fingers.

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I’m not sure what kind of vehicle this is supposed to be, but I know it has something to do with science. You would think that the excess of lab coats would inspire someone here to get laser eye surgery. Maybe if someone here could see clearly, they could diagnose the driver’s right hand.

Thanks Pavig for the find. You can see the original in the Australian.

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Good Parenting: Draw the Line

Posted on 27 February by bryce

The next time someone tells you to draw the line before spoiling your children, try not to be so literal about it.

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We couldn’t afford an actual horse for your birthday, but here’s a doctored photo of you with a pony. Look how happy you would be if you had one! The smile is seems so genuine. The rest, less so.

Thanks Stephen. You can see the original on RobinsonSequestrian.

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Samsonite: iDiv-aaaaaaaaaah

Posted on 26 February by bryce

With a hand like that, I wonder what those oversized glasses are hiding.

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The Samsonite iDiva bag can carry all your essentials, provided those essentials fit in the palm of your hand and your hand is the size of an avocado. It can carry a lot of avocados, is what I’m saying.

Thanks Dave! The original was found on iDiva (image link)

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Quiz: Rihanna Kate Moss: Too Many Already?

Posted on 23 February by vernons

We’ve received this steamy photo of Rihanna and Kate Moss a ton of times over the last two days and we aren’t sure whether Thing has made a return or not. Make sure and look closely and drop us a comment as to what might have happened.

Vote before you read the comments! 

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Leigh Michaels: Such a Scandal

Posted on 22 February by bryce

She knew it was wrong, but it felt oh-so-right as he traced her airbrushed skin with the noodly appendages he calls fingers.

Their skin glowing and their features plastic, the pair indulged in the love that dare not speak its name, mostly because everything in these books is innuendo and clever synonyms for genitalia.

Thanks Kris. The original can be found on Amazon.

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SobeFest: Larger-than-life Celebrities

Posted on 21 February by bryce

Look, it’s all your favourite larger-than-life celebrities! Literally!

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There’s Paula Deen, twice the size of the men next to her and absolutely towering over the no-names in the background. There would be more jokes here, but I have no idea who white-guy-with-short-hair-in-flannel is. Nor do I know who other-white-guy-with-short-hair-in-flannel is.

Thanks Miranda. You can see the original on SobeFest.

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