Globo: Nice, uh… hat

In this disaster’s defense, that’s the kind of smile that begs for someone to take the model by the hand and do something with that ring finger.

Photoshop Disaster

There are a lot of things I don’t understand about this picture: why the model is wearing a giant hat with lingerie, what (exactly) she’s holding, or where her finger went. On the bright side, fruit-hat fashion is finally accessible to the Goth community.

Thanks Marcio for the find. You can see the original Globo site.

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  • Kookoo

    Thank you Lord Jesus! Finally, an indisputable, undeniable PS disaster.

  • Waldobaby

    I don’t understand what sort of brush was used to paint the bikini on.

    “You have asked Firefox to connect securely to, but we
    can’t confirm that your connection is secure. Normally, when you try to
    connect securely, sites will present trusted identification to prove
    that you are going to the right place. However, this site’s identity
    can’t be verified.”
    “This site attempts to identify itself with invalid information. Certificate belongs to a different site…”

    Ain’t HTTPS fun?

    Almost as much fun as that inept pop up!

  • Robson Machado

    I agree with the finger, but the hat is just part of a costume for the Brazilian carnival.
    Probably some reference to Carmem Miranda’s typical fruits-hat.

  • marcy

    I don’t see anything wrong with her ring finger – I think it is just bent under the, um, jewelry.

    • marcy

      Oh wait, are we supposed to assume she has 5 fingers in real life?

      • Beverly Jenkins

        Haha! So that’s where I went wrong….

  • stella

    Was the GA trying to make the bikini look like it was made from fur or was he really shaky when he shopped it – either way, it is a fail.

  • likalaruku

    A manly body & a cold dead slightly menacing stare. Extra finger aside, there’s something off about the thumb on the other hand.

  • Janet Cox Tuhey

    I love all of the grey areas around where she was, uh, reduced. I’m with you, Bryce. WTF is she holding and why?

  • fabs

    It’s a weird pose ’cause she JUST had a baby, so she covered her belly. But she’s not a model, she’s a beauty pageant winner and upcoming actress. Anyway, the brushes are off.

  • lockalsh

    I dont see how this is a disaster. the gray shadows are the results of a ring light on the camera. nothing too special. and the finger isn’t a real disaster either. not necessarily. since the pic is so high contrast, I am not surprised all the detail was lost in the dark clothing.
    nothing to see here. move along.

  • Lightstriker Stormyhahaha

    Her ring finger is just tugged-in more because of all the loose whachamacallit.