A bride will often shed a few pounds to fit into her wedding dress, but rarely do they go this far to tighten their waistline.

Remember ladies, a lot of dresses have a train that follows the bride as she walks down the aisle. The use of stilts to make the dress fall evenly to the floor is discouraged. It’s also hilariously dangerous – which are the two adjectives that I hope describe my special day.

Thanks Lee. You can see the original on InWeddingDress.