GulAhmed: Quite the Collection

The hot lawn look this season is made up of floral patterns, tasteful cuts, and a body that’s one-half thigh.

Photoshop Disasters

We’re no stranger to confusing proportions here at Photoshop Disasters, but the “why” is often lost on us. Maybe there’s a target market for meter-long thigh, or maybe there’s some people out there who think waists and knees could use a bit more distance. I don’t know – I’m still trying to figure out what a dupatta is.

Editor’s note: a dupatta  is a long, multi-purpose scarf that is essential to many South Asian women’s suits, you uncultured swine.

Editor’s second note: Still no clue regarding the never-ending thigh though.

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  • OurJames

    We were watching a TV show last night, and it showed some designer sketches. They were even more distorted than this, with even longer legs, and in some cases, necks that looked about 3 inches wide and 12 inches long. I just don’t understand this.

  • Maitri

    Could she not just be really tall? She’s got huge feet. That usually = tall.

    • Firenze

      Her foot is bigger than her head. That’s scary.

  • speising

    also, that foot position looks just weird, even if it may be possible, maybe even outside ancient egypt.

    • OurJames

      Maybe she’s one of the Bangles

  • wesley kime

    It’s OK, she’s from Thighland.

  • Charlene

    Maybe Gul Ahmed stretched her on the rack until she agreed there were five lights.

  • Sila Mahmud

    very nice looking. Thanks.

  • Miguel Farah

    Besides the stuff already mentioned, her right arm looks odd. It could be real, if a bit strained position for the model, but looks wrong.

    And let’s not talk about her left wrist and hand…

    • Firenze

      She’s got NO right arm.

    • ixache

      And what about the hanging flower pot behind her left arm, that is hanged to… nothing? Am I dreaming or what?