The only things smoother than the salad dressing are the creases on this cowboy.
He had a promising rodeo career ahead of him, but unfortunately, he’s so unnaturally smooth that he could only last a second on the bull before he shot off like a buttered rocket.
Hey, Kraft: that obtuse innuendo is for sale if you have another sex-and-salad campaign coming up.
Thanks Quinn. You can see the original on Getmezesty.