Mom and Me: Handcrafted Touch

The difference between something handcrafted and something off of the assembly line is evident when you look at the foundations.

Photoshop Disasters

It’s a mother’s job, first and foremost, to make sure her daughter can stand on her own two feet. But, with the great strides feminism has made, floating is now an acceptable lifestyle choice too.

The original was found by Peter and submitted through our Facebook page.

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  • richardginn

    The people live in a world where they float and have no legs….. NO PSD…

  • M.

    “Who woke Napper while he’s sleeping? I can hear someone down there creeping!”

  • Nasro Subari

    Cue retro-electronic yowling noises as mom hovers over the kitchen floor.

  • Miguel Farah

    The brick “column” is also awful. It’s right next to the table at the height of the floating woman, but its base has somehow left off space to allow an extra basket.

    Or perhaps it IS an slanted column that uses a perspective trick?

    The top of the column looks wrong, too.

    • Ben

      I initially thought that column was strange, and it took me a while to figure out what’s going on.

      The table is free-standing in the middle of the kitchen – the column is actually in line with the row of worktops behind them. There’s a floor cupboard and wall cupboard directly behind mum, then there’s the oven with extractor fan above, then another pair of cupboards which butt up against the wall.

      It still doesn’t explain what happened to mum’s legs though…

      • Waldobaby

        It’s all a kludge to make a cheap little piece of crap table kit look big and we’ve all seen it before (usually with inflatable pool toys). Putting whole tiny people behind it would be a lot of unneeded work. Proportionally, with those faces, we’re looking at eight inch (20 cm) apples!

  • VBW

    Even if their legs were present, they would be twice the length of the head and torso combined.

    • MapDark

      I was going to say this.
      Even if they were standing on the ground , the island counter would be WAY too big for them.

  • VBW

    Too much to drink – totally legless.