I found the door to Narnia. It’s behind this head of lettuce.
If you overlook the arm that’s elbow deep in shadows and cabbages, this isn’t a terrible cut and paste. By the way, “elbow deep in shadows and cabbages” is the name of my Cabbage Patch Kids fan-fiction. It’s about a midwife who ends up on the wrong side of the law, and – you know what, I don’t want to spoil anything.
By the way, I know I refer to these green things as both lettuce and cabbage. Long story short, I do not lead a particularly healthy lifestyle.
Thanks Oscar. You can see the original Orbyt.