home woot!: Puns about Monarchies

Cookings and Cookqueens should be on the lookout for the Tsar of Sloppy Photoshops and the Khans of Cut and Paste.

Photoshop Disasters

Okay, so we’re all clear on the fact that these kitchen appliances have been sloppily photoshopped onto this counter. But why does the copy here state that the food of Southeast Asia is impossible to conquer? Commentary on the Vietnam war? Recognition of the accomplishments of the Mongolians in the 12th Century? Or are rice and noodle based dishes too simple to accomplish with shiny appliances?

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  • http://snowrollersden.blogspot.com Nicewriter

    Never mind the PSD, what is that brown icky stuff!!?

    • omnichad

      Melted chocolate. One of the better uses for a fondue pot.

  • Waldobaby

    Every time cooking gear is shopped on counters, islands, or carts, they are (without exception) made larger. King size, even. That must be in some handbook somewhere as one of the top twenty rules.

  • mentallo

    You guys do understand that woot! is often written in a funny and irreverent way right? They did this on purpose to look ridiculous.

  • ssacke

    I can’t imagine Beef Tartar made with this cooking appliances…