Author Archives: bryce

Lenco: Earbuds for Ants

Oh, honey! Yes! I will marry – oh, it’s an MP3 player. The size of my thumbnail. Sorry, I thought this ring box containing something ring-sized would be – you know what, it doesn’t matter. We’re through.

Photoshop Disasters

With handheld devices diminishing in size, it was difficult to tell if this was simply a small device in a big hand. But, unless  Lenco is marketing to people with pin-pricks for ears, those earbuds imply something went amiss in the marketing department.

easybreathe: Breathe Easy

The best part of waking up isn’t Folgers in your cup, it’s not dying from sleep apnea.

Photoshop Disasters

Doing something about something that can kill you in your sleep is a fine and noble cause, but photoshopping  Bane masks on stock photos and claiming it will increase your sex appeal is just irresponsible advertising. You are selling a product that will literally save consumer lives. You don’t need to dress it up with chiseled abs and cleavage that threatens spill out at any moment.

You can find image on EasyBreathe.

home woot!: Puns about Monarchies

Cookings and Cookqueens should be on the lookout for the Tsar of Sloppy Photoshops and the Khans of Cut and Paste.

Photoshop Disasters

Okay, so we’re all clear on the fact that these kitchen appliances have been sloppily photoshopped onto this counter. But why does the copy here state that the food of Southeast Asia is impossible to conquer? Commentary on the Vietnam war? Recognition of the accomplishments of the Mongolians in the 12th Century? Or are rice and noodle based dishes too simple to accomplish with shiny appliances?

Forever 21: Skinny Stomach

Ironically, giving the model a stomach that skinny makes her clothes look like they fit horribly.

Photoshop Disasters

The lack of bellybutton and any visible ribs – you know, the stuff that makes up a normal human – make this disaster look extra bad. Since you can view this model from different angles, I’m forced to wonder if she’ll disappear completely if you swipe it just right.

Thanks Emila!

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