Author Archives: bryce

Fleni: Big Hands and Big Brains

The key to making a smartphone seem sleeker is to hire the hand model with a thumb bigger than his forearm.

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Some people who are addicted to their phones would kill to have the manoeuvrability that dire digit would allow on a touch screen. Other, more sensible people would seek the help of a doctor as soon as possible.

Thanks Basile. the original was found in a train station in Argentina.

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Maria Birta: Bottom’s Up

Ever see a lady in a dress without a back and wonder where it stops? Yeah, this is that lady.

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The inexplicable lens flare doesn’t really distract from the stomach width that’s reminiscent of a leather-wrapped slice of flesh. Oh well – at least she has a horrifying career in belly-dancing to fall back on.

Thanks Ólafur. You can see the original on Maria Birta’s Facebook.

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ZooPlus: SureFlap: Yeah, sure…

I’m struggling to make a clever joke about this flap that isn’t an inappropriate innuendo.

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In this disaster’s defense, trying to get the right photo out of a cat is a lot like herding… well, cats. Still, you think the people at SureFlap would try to make their product appear like it can accommodate a full-sized feline.

Thanks Remy! You can see the original on ZooPlus.

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Wolford: Disjointed Experience

Excuse me miss, where do those legs go? That’s not a pick up line, I’m concerned for your health.

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This disaster didn’t seem obvious until I investigated those knees and hips (I have a hard job). If you have a difficult time seeing it, just try to strike this pose on the stairs. Also, make sure to have a chiropractor on speed-dial.

Thanks Elly for the great find! You can see the original on the Wolford site.

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Mixer: I’ll say

If you don’t see the disaster, check that your monitor is plugged in.

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Oh lord, where to start – the wonky perspectives, the flat images, or the inexplicable iPhone on the bar that (also inexplicably) tapers to the corner of this image? Funnily enough, the beefy-armed bartender sticks out because he’s the only cut-and-paste here that has any merit to it.

Thanks Tomas. You can see the original Mixerlouisville site.

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