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H&M : HIPSTER GOOFUS

Posted on 30 May by scooter

As life-like as the female version of the T-1000 may seem, the most reliable method of distinguishing them from humans continues to be the catwalk.

What’s with this girl’s right hip? I’ve seen less contour on a melon baller. And why is she dressed like a slutty server at Baskin-Robbins? Yes, miss, I’d like a scoop of mocha chip with some chocolate sprinkles and your phone number, please.

Thanks Jade! You can find the original on the H&M site.

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ÖSTERREICH: BOWFINGERS

Posted on 29 May by scooter

Born near post-Chernobyl Kiev, Ukraine, Oksana has high hopes to medal in archery events at this summer’s Olympic Games in London.

Forget the obvious PSD with the cloned hand on the bow.  Check out this guy behind her.  He’s like some weird hybrid of a game warden and magician David Copperfield. “Watch closely now as Petra’s skill at taking down this wild boar will astound and amaze you!

Thanks Michael! The original was found in the Austrian newspaper “Österreich ”.

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