Category Archives: Aaaaargh

Amazon: Zeagoo (Needs A) Bandage Dress

I think I speak for all the ladies when I say that we’re all looking for a slinky club dress that makes us look this… odd.

Amazon-dress

No?  Just me then?  Okay.  Check out the close-up:

Amazon-Dress-close-up

 

Hot.

Clearly, whoever Photoshopped this image is blind, so we can’t even make fun of them.  It just wouldn’t be right.

Thanks, Ari!  This image is online here.

Lenco: Earbuds for Ants

Oh, honey! Yes! I will marry – oh, it’s an MP3 player. The size of my thumbnail. Sorry, I thought this ring box containing something ring-sized would be – you know what, it doesn’t matter. We’re through.

Photoshop Disasters

With handheld devices diminishing in size, it was difficult to tell if this was simply a small device in a big hand. But, unless  Lenco is marketing to people with pin-pricks for ears, those earbuds imply something went amiss in the marketing department.

Valisere Collection: Some moment

If the image in the mirror isn’t the right reflection, you’re looking at a horror book, not an erotic thriller.

Photoshop Disasters

At first, I thought this was just a sloppy reflection, but you’ll notice her better half is wearing a little less strap while showing off a lot more nipple.

Sidenote: don’t instruct your audience to close their eyes to step into a world of seduction when what you’re offering is an e-book. I can’t overstate how necessary eyesight is to enjoy those.

 

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