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Top 10 Photoshop Disasters of 2011

Time to pause and look back at some of the worst disasters of the year that had celebrities losing limbs, models who were more mutant like and animals that often ended up feeling the full wrath of the art department.

Thanks everyone for your submissions over the last year and we wish everyone a Happy New Year!

1. Victoria’s Secret: With or Without it?

Photoshop Disaster

One arm is definitely better than none!

2. Totsy Baltex: Somebody Stop The Screaming

Photoshop disaster

They say the best way for women to fend off attackers is with her elbows, I don’t think this model has anything to ever worry about.

3. Beachmall: Full Face Transplant

Photoshop Disaster

The models for Beachmall are so stunningly beautiful that they have watermarked the images (repeatedly) so that no-one will steal them.

4. Jennifer Aniston: Anistorted Yogalosophy

Photoshop Disaster

Not a PSD.  Jennifer has been cast in the next X-Men film as “Spanx Doll,” an aging-but-still-attractive mutant with the inherent ability to move excess fat tissue to any other part of her body at will.

5. Industry Week: Smiling is my favorite exercise

Photoshop Disaster

This reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when Violet blows up into a giant blueberry after consuming an experimental piece of chewing gum.

6. Pop Up Pet Crates: Doggone!

Photoshop Disasters

A half pet is better than no pet at all… no wait!

7. Keith Urban: Loving Parts of You

Photoshop Disasters

Don’t go, don’t go
Just leave your arm behind
For me to snuggle
While I’m without you
And I will never surrender – your arm…

8. Two and a Half Men: Gone But Not Forgotten

Photoshop Disaster

Charlie has not gone – that’s him drunk on the floor pointing up at his replacement…

9. HTC Windows Phone: Business Casualty

Photoshop Disaster

Hey, Princess, check this out – watch what happens to Daddy’s hand when I stick my arm outside the airlock!

10. Golden Acrylics: Shopping Crimes

Photoshop Disaster

Stock image – $2.50
PS “artist” – $10.00
Branding impression of a lifetime – Priceless!

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AIM: Ready, AIM. You’re Fired!

Dear Steve-O:  Remember when you lit your fart on TV?  Well, the funniest thing happened when I tried to do the same thing.

Thanks Sabeen for the PSD and Scooter for the caption! If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

Reader Captions: 

Failing to  eat a good breakfast can leave kids feeling hollow all day! ;) by Bev

PSD Masterpiece. Someday there will be a museum where people can go and contemplate PSDs and the 21st century merging of reality and virtual reality. by Curator

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InPost: Aaaarrgh Its Started

Sofia: Aleksander the mutation has started… my hands! I need a cure.

Aleksander: Don’t worry; I’m on the phone right now to Ralph Lauren they have these sorts of problems all the time.

Thanks Kara. You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

Reader Captions:

And whodahell in *Poland* thought it would be a good idea to use a picture from 1975 with a German Shepard in the back of an el camino, waiting for his owner to leave the nightclub/bar selling cigars? by Synthprax

When you’re walking down the street and your nipple tries to hid in your armpit, you probably should see a surgeon. by Le_bob

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PS3: PES 2010: Nuclear Arms Race

This is what happens when hackers target your art department

Thanks Francisco. You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red circled image

Reader Captions:

This is the true Football Team! They were bred to have almost no arms, to prevent them from breaking the football rules. By CallMeTheGuest

For some reason, the sound effect I connect to this image is: “Boing!!”.
Ego. Not really a substitute for knowledge.  by SnoogleBum

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Larsson Optik – Halfling

The more you look at this PSD the more your eyes hurt and then you hit stage three of wanting to throw up.

Thanks Emma. You can see the original here.

Poor lady. He accidentally popped a hole in her and is holding her while she deflates. By Peaceetc
I think the problem is that only one of them has internal organs. By ZealotZebra

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Totsy Baltex: Somebody Stop The Screaming

They say the best way for women to fend off attackers is with her elbows, I don’t think this model has anything to ever worry about.

High five goes to Marietta for taking all the screen shots! The original is located below, you need to sign up for the service and it was found in a one day sale.


Never have a photoshoot near the event horizon of a black hole.  By Buck

Is that your elbow, or are you happy to see me?  By Peaceetc

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AB Exercise Ball: Butt Clenches

…and lift…and stretch…holding the ball tightly between your buttocks…

Thanks Robert. You can find the original here. We’ve posted a couple more images below that are fun to look through.

The highlight on the ball in the top of the second image gives new meaning to “where the sun don’t shine.” By Arle
It’s a web coding error. The green ball is actually a small owl but css5 has rendered it round and green. By Mordecai

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