If marketing imagery is to be believed, Swiss bank Sarasin is poised to swallow little children whole with its New Energy Fund campaign. Clever idea.

Thanks Thomas. The original was a scanned version. If you can’t see the PSD, please click here.

Giraffe-necked mother and squid-limbed child; it’s post-realism, right?  By Jones

Oh it makes me so happy that bulimic-aliens on the verge of death still get jobs… uh yeah I’m going on a diet.

Thanks Marcus for the fantastic find! The caption was submitted to our Facebook page by Sunjo.You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see the marked up version.

Translation: We all get dirty… And sometimes it may lead to dismemberment!

Thanks Ginny for sending in the image and providing the caption! If you can’t see the PSD, pleasecheck out our red image gallery.

(Serial Killers Note to partner)

Julie, can you please do all this today;

1) Shopping (we need bleach)
2) Bring in the mail
3) Hang up washing
4) Bury next door neighbours Jack Russell
5) Dispose of little girl & various extra body parts (if you find any more)
6) Clean house

Love you! See you tonight!
Mwah!

P.S. I finish work at the Post office at 3pm.  By Leif

In a photo timing disaster six young actors were rushed to hospital with broken ankles after failing to clear the end of the dock.

Kudos goes to Steve! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see the marked up version.

Looks like a poster for an upcoming FRIDAY THE 13TH movie. When are people going to realize that Lake Crystal is not a safe place?!?! By AngryBroomStick

Mutant model, Sarah Sidebottom, to sue after leg graft goes horribly wrong. “Can’t you photoshop the darn thing out!” she was heard to scream.

Thanks Jen and Kathleen. You can see the Gucci spring ad campaign here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see the marked up version.

Thanks Balu for the great submission. You can find the original here.

Really? I mean, really?

Thanks to Chris. You can see the original here.