Oh crikey, this here Men’s USA page is supposed to be all finished and I haven’t made this picture fit this unusually tall space. Stone the crows. Knowing that this site is obsessed with attention to detail I had better selectively stretch the legs for absolutely no apparent reason whatsoever. Sorted.

Thanks to rayeslepex! Original is here!

Not really a disaster, seeing as how Hollywood’s cheerleader genre is a semi-abstract poetic form of cinema with little emphasis on the physique of it’s characters. In Bizarro World.

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To be fair, this is Jenna Jameson after she was run over by twelve buses.

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Chapter 3

Ana slipped on the $48 billion dollar watch and sensed the almost palpable sparkles of the gold and diamond. Without moving, she put her tennis bat behind her head and made a sexy expression at the photographer. She had made it to the top of the game – the game of Kings – and still no one had discovered her secret – that her arms were in fact made of wet noodle. She did her best low-grade-porn expression as the photographer clicked away, totally unaware that she had no bones in her arm and it was all floppy and stuff.

Original is here! Thanks to Lou!

Bing! Your separation from reality is complete.

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Market research says we need more inexplicably deformed arms in hammocks!

Thanks to Marisa!

All we know is that something bad happened and underwear was involved.

Thanks to LS! Original is here!