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Wellness Cafe: Gross Anatomy

Posted on 19 December by Vernon
Susan’s modeling career had taken a noticeable downturn ever since the National Twister Tournament and the three fateful words forever burned into her brain: “Right foot red.”

Thanks Ciemat. What I expect now is a riot in the comments that goes a little like “My girlfriend can do that” and to be followed up with some crazy looking red lines that forces me to take down this post. You can see the original on the Wellness Cafe site.

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Supradyn: Disjointed Disaster

Posted on 15 December by Vernon
The latest installment of Photoshop includes the all-new “Neophyte” filter, which gives any photo the look of having been drawn by a 9-year-old girl.

Thanks Ezequiel for scanning and sending this into us. This was found on a weekly Argentinian magazine. The caption on the PSD reads “The energy you need it’s inside you”. If you can’t see the PSD, you can click through to our red circle image.

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Balay: Unbearable Pain

Posted on 31 October by Vernon

Ana:  Alfonso the pain is unbearable, I can’t feel my legs.

Alfonso:  This has never happened to me before. I’m going to try and plug you back together again. I’ve got this chiropractic move that I learned from the 200 chiropractor visits that I had this month.  Breathe out… and smile.

Thanks Hernan for the great catch. You can see the original here(PDF) . If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

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E-Marilyn: Miss Direction

Posted on 27 October by Vernon
This is what can happen when you drink and tango.

Thanks goes to Luinloth for the great catch. You can find the original on the e-marilyn website. For some reason lately we get a ton of Polish PSDs, anyone any thoughts on why? If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image for more help. 

Reader Captions:

I guess she has legorexia. by telerome
What I Learnt Today: the Polish for leggings is “leggins”. Also, houndstooth check can lead to limb loss. by Rob

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Victoria’s Secret: No More Room In Hell

Posted on 8 August by Vernon
With an eye on the budget VS is now using zombies. With a little extra makeup the girls scrub up nicely and the lack of brains in the art department keeps the models calm…

Big thanks to Nerissa. You can see the original here (Product ID = 1265554683561).

Reader Captions:

This is not a PsD.  It just looks like one because the viewer assumes that the thing her right hand is holding onto is her right hip.  It is really a wooden post.  This is a one-legged model.  She is leaning against the post.  They put the dress over the post so that the dress would hang better – after all, it is the dress that they are trying to sell.  And her hand is grabbing the top of the post because it would look really strange otherwise.  Once again, VS should be applauded for using models that do not have “perfect” bodies. by Stella

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Madeleine: Geometry of Innocent Flesh On The Bone

Posted on 21 July by Vernon


The ‘Winter Wedge’ look achieved with extreme body modification (and just a touch of the liquify tool).

Thanks Peter! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our marked up image.

If I stand at that exact angle, with my torso twisted just so, and take out all my bones and organs, I can totally do that. By Peaceetc

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