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This image is an excellent example of the application of quantum mechanics to Photoshop (ℑ). The image ∂ is represented by a waveform ℵ in which ℵ’ is the image without any Photoshop work and ℵ” is the image that a neutral observer ☺ can see. As ℑ approaches infinity we see the waveform collapse and oh her arm has snapped off.
Thanks to Jennifer and everyone else who sent this in!
No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that’s his arm and he’s holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there’s another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said “Memory full.” Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it’s called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that’s why they’re drinking champagne.
Thanks to Marek!
SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You’ve done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey’s uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can’t get the job done, then I will!
Thanks to Manu!
Thanks to Maarten!