Excuse me miss, where do those legs go? That’s not a pick up line, I’m concerned for your health.

This disaster didn’t seem obvious until I investigated those knees and hips (I have a hard job). If you have a difficult time seeing it, just try to strike this pose on the stairs. Also, make sure to have a chiropractor on speed-dial.

Thanks Elly for the great find! You can see the original on the Wolford site.

A pretty face will get you far kid, but make sure it’s attached right.

Is this ad implying that the two models next to the child are his parents? If so, lock up a bit of that leg ma.

What say you on readers? Disjointed head, sloppy parenting, or some sick combination of the two? Thanks Gergely! You can see the original on the Instyle Facebook page.

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This is easily the biggest Paltrow-related travesty since 1998’s Hush. Even appreciating models in this day and age perpetuate an unrealistic body type, this issue of InStyle perpetuates the kind that comes out of a tanning booth, a sandblaster, and a lot of Vaseline on the lens.

Thanks Ellis for the great find!

I’m not sure if it’s the oversized-bow on her dress or her pencil arms, but this model doesn’t seem quite right.

What say you readers? Is she just a dainty-Dutchwoman, or is there something sinister behind the airbrushing here?

Thanks Annika for the find. 

Whenever she sits, she always seems to be at a tilt.

One problem I have with buying underwear is that they don’t let you try them on in the store, so you have no idea what your butt will look like in them. The other problem I have is the look the salesperson gives me when I buy panties.

Thanks Raffaella. You can find the original on the Esprit site.

The irony of an obtuse cut-out next to the slogan “cut with grace” is better than any pithy line I could come up with.

Leather gloves and bare-feet rarely go together – but when you have a severed boot to accompany your boot cut (haha) jeans, anything is possible.

We got this so many times the last few days we decided to to feature it. What do you think happened here? Is it a disaster or is it just bad placement of the ad?

Hopefully, people are too distracted by those breasts to notice the transplanted head above them.

I would be all smiles if I had my head attached to a bikini model’s body too. However, the growing tidal wave in the background is likely cause for concern.

Thanks Stefania!

I like my women like I like my plants: strangely proportioned and unaware I exist.

Compare the difference in elbow height and you might see why this model has such a mean left hook. Mention it to her face and you definitely will.

Still, those jeans look like they fit like a dream.