I just can’t help noticing that – uh – thing on your bosom.Model:
I put concealer on it, did’nie.Photographer:
They ‘aven’t made a concealer wot can conceal that darling. David bleeding Copperfield can’t make that disappear.Model:
Well, can’t you like photochop it aht?Photographer:
Well, we’ll ‘ave to, though I have to say, we do suck at Photoshop
Thanks to Mark Van Ee. Original is here.