Some readers have said that I sometimes offend them by not explaining what’s wrong with an image. I don’t want to offend anyone, so I’m going to explain what’s wrong with this image so that everyone can understand and not be offended, even homeschooled readers.

So Julianne Moore has her kit off for Bulgari. Good for you Julianne! Now twist to the right so we can see some of your lovely back. Yay. But let’s also have your right shoulder waaay out in front. In fact your whole torso has a freeform quality to it, but at least your legs have been retouched with almost photographic realism.

Original is here, thanks to Mel and everyone else who sent this in!

I understood Davina McCall to be a British micro-celebrity of the C-list variety. Imagine my surprise when I found that she is too important to actually pose for ads and instead has her head pasted atop abstract collages of body parts. Well done Davina!

Thanks to LS!