Category Archives: cut-it-out

easybreathe: Breathe Easy

The best part of waking up isn’t Folgers in your cup, it’s not dying from sleep apnea.

Photoshop Disasters

Doing something about something that can kill you in your sleep is a fine and noble cause, but photoshopping  Bane masks on stock photos and claiming it will increase your sex appeal is just irresponsible advertising. You are selling a product that will literally save consumer lives. You don’t need to dress it up with chiseled abs and cleavage that threatens spill out at any moment.

You can find image on EasyBreathe.

home woot!: Puns about Monarchies

Cookings and Cookqueens should be on the lookout for the Tsar of Sloppy Photoshops and the Khans of Cut and Paste.

Photoshop Disasters

Okay, so we’re all clear on the fact that these kitchen appliances have been sloppily photoshopped onto this counter. But why does the copy here state that the food of Southeast Asia is impossible to conquer? Commentary on the Vietnam war? Recognition of the accomplishments of the Mongolians in the 12th Century? Or are rice and noodle based dishes too simple to accomplish with shiny appliances?

Cabbage Latch

I found the door to Narnia. It’s behind this head of lettuce.

Photoshop Disasters

If you overlook the arm that’s elbow deep in shadows and cabbages, this isn’t a terrible cut and paste. By the way, “elbow deep in shadows and cabbages” is the name of my Cabbage Patch Kids fan-fiction. It’s about a midwife who ends up on the wrong side of the law, and – you know what, I don’t want to spoil anything.

By the way, I know I refer to these green things as both lettuce and cabbage. Long story short, I do not lead a particularly healthy lifestyle.

Thanks Oscar. You can see the original Orbyt.

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