In case you are wondering, The Daily Mail is a UK mid-market tabloid, and not, despite all the evidence, your mom playing with Microsoft Paint for the first time.

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When you want to make a point with image manipulation, it’s probably a good idea to keep it subtle. If you keep running unsharp mask until you start having LSD flashbacks then you’ve probably gone too far.

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We here at the Daily Mail - along with all right-thinking people – are shocked and appalled by the sight of Gordon Brown and Tony Blair retouching their Christmas cards. Why oh why can’t these hypocrites stop their clumsy electronical meddling with pictures? I don’t recall Margaret Thatcher resorting to Photoshop when her teeth actually [continued p94]

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In another scandal to rock the world outside of the Daily Mail, indignation about inept Photoshoping has spilled over into an ugly battle between [please fill in details, I have no idea what this is about].

In a torrent of cliches, Photoshop has become a cruel bagel of opportunity for editors who all too frequently want to have their cake and not face the consequences. Albatross.

“I have no clue how Photoshop works but I use it anyway” said Daily Fail graphic designer Nigel Bottomly, who asked not to be named for fear of retribution.

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