High-belted fashion trends have lead to some confusing proportions in today’s models.
The light-blasted silhouette makes this model look extra-skeletal, but the hands on the hips are what draw the eye to the real disaster. There’s less thigh in a 20-piece bucket of chicken.
Thanks Maria. You can see the original on the Ann Taylor Facebook page.
A bride will often shed a few pounds to fit into her wedding dress, but rarely do they go this far to tighten their waistline.
Remember ladies, a lot of dresses have a train that follows the bride as she walks down the aisle. The use of stilts to make the dress fall evenly to the floor is discouraged. It’s also hilariously dangerous – which are the two adjectives that I hope describe my special day.
Thanks Lee. You can see the original on InWeddingDress.
You and I disagree on what constitutes a “low waist.”
Bless this photoshop for being swathed in eye-catching red. We may have missed it otherwise. Bonus points to the model for keeping her balance on a very warped wooden floor.
Thanks Markéta. You can see the original on the Romwe site.
The way the GA has butchered this child’s appendages, it appears as if he could not produce enough torque to tighten even a single nut or machine screw on that truck he’s cradling, causing us to suggest his next project ought to be an exo-skeleton to help him lift spoonfuls of Kapitan Krunch up to his mouth.
Thanks Bob. The original came from the corner of a box of cheap generic clone of Meccano from Chin.
Thanks Gordon. You can see the original here.
Competition: Which horrible disease does Avril Lavigne appear to be suffering from? Please mark your replies “Polio Competition.”
Thanks to Ricardo and everyone else who sent this in!
CALCIUM DEFICIENCY!
Thanks to Paul!
