Category Archives: distorture

Victoria: By Victoria’s Secret

A minute amount of perfume should be applied on the wrists, but you may need a bit more to accommodate the two-feet of raw muscle that make up a lady’s dainty neck.

Photoshop Disasters

I know I should keep my criticisms in the realm of Photoshop disasters, but let’s all take a moment to appreciate the original naming scheme Victoria’s Secret’s marketing department managed. They’re likely the same people who decided to transplant a weightlifter’s neckline onto this model.

Thanks Rafael. You can see the original on the VS site.

WeddingDress.com: Tight fit

A bride will often shed a few pounds to fit into her wedding dress, but rarely do they go this far to tighten their waistline.

Photoshop Disasters

Remember ladies, a lot of dresses have a train that follows the bride as she walks down the aisle. The use of stilts to make the dress fall evenly to the floor is discouraged. It’s also hilariously dangerous – which are the two adjectives that I hope describe my special day.

Thanks Lee. You can see the original on InWeddingDress.