Category Archives: duh

Men’s Skin: Stomach Solutions

Rarely does Photoshop allow companies to make their claims more authentic, but if you’re going to get solid abs without a sweat, this is the way to do it.

Photoshop Disasters

For a mere ~$500 USD, you can maximize your body’s full potential. Utilizing time-proven and single-minded techniques as the burn tool, the liquefy tool, and the revered copy and paste function, you can have the kind of body that would grace the Vaseline-smeared cover of a romance novel.

Nice catch Min.

Rea: Synoptik: Eye on You

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man looks super fly in his Ray Bans.

Photoshop Disasters

Can you believe I got these sunglasses half-off? This is a decent photoshop (technically speaking), but it’s also an inexplicable one. If this was a 50% sale I could see the logic. Otherwise, Rea is just limiting their audience to the Cyclops community.

Thanks Sanna. The original was found in Stockholm, Sweden.

Creme: Bad Crop

If you’re late for a party and you don’t have time to accessorize, you can always photoshop something cute on once you’re out and about.

Photoshop Disasters

Want another time-saver? Instead of spending money on torn up booty-shorts, simply paint on a pair. You’ll always have something to wear and you’ll never feel naked again.

Thanks Micheal! You can see the original on the Creme Facebook page.

Le Chateau: Not in my house

Natural-fitting shorts for men can be difficult to find, especially when they’re modeled on carbon copied legs with pasted on clothes.

Photoshop Disasters

Gentleman, here’s a fashion tip for you: shorts should end just above the knee, with enough give to allow you bend your knees, but not enough that they move at the waist. Also, you’ll want to avoid shorts so white that they blind bystanders on a sunny day.

Thanks Anna. You can see the original on the Le Chateau site. 

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