Category Archives: duh

Amazon: Cesspool Of Failure

Since the product description says this tub o’ enzymes is a whopping 45 pounds, it’s clear that this lady is just really, really strong.  How else could this whole thing work?

septic-fail

 

I also like her oddly windswept hair.  Nice touch.

Thanks, Kim!  You can see this masterpiece online here.

Men’s Skin: Stomach Solutions

Rarely does Photoshop allow companies to make their claims more authentic, but if you’re going to get solid abs without a sweat, this is the way to do it.

Photoshop Disasters

For a mere ~$500 USD, you can maximize your body’s full potential. Utilizing time-proven and single-minded techniques as the burn tool, the liquefy tool, and the revered copy and paste function, you can have the kind of body that would grace the Vaseline-smeared cover of a romance novel.

Nice catch Min.

Rea: Synoptik: Eye on You

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man looks super fly in his Ray Bans.

Photoshop Disasters

Can you believe I got these sunglasses half-off? This is a decent photoshop (technically speaking), but it’s also an inexplicable one. If this was a 50% sale I could see the logic. Otherwise, Rea is just limiting their audience to the Cyclops community.

Thanks Sanna. The original was found in Stockholm, Sweden.

Creme: Bad Crop

If you’re late for a party and you don’t have time to accessorize, you can always photoshop something cute on once you’re out and about.

Photoshop Disasters

Want another time-saver? Instead of spending money on torn up booty-shorts, simply paint on a pair. You’ll always have something to wear and you’ll never feel naked again.

Thanks Micheal! You can see the original on the Creme Facebook page.

Amazon: Black and White: Somewhere in-between

Sloppy photoshop, or avant-garde criticism of race relations?

Photoshop Disasters

Mixing colour photos with black and white ones can be a bit of a grey area. But, if you’re going to do it, try and avoid making the model look like she dipped her fingers in flesh-coloured ink.

Thanks Laurie. You can see the original on Amazon.

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