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Aktual Magazine: Featuring Real People

Posted on 31 August by Vernon
Got to hand it to those mid-European chicks – no amount of jaw deficiency is going to keep them off the cover of a magazine!
Thanks Tomislav for scanning and sending this into us.

Reader Captions: 

Noncorporeal Mandibular Syndrome is a serious problem. How dare you make fun of this brave, challenged woman! Unsubscribering. By Rick

The wax figure looks less Schwarzenegger and more Phil Hartman (SNL). By CrankyCatholic

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The Deal: Why SO SERIOUS?

Posted on 22 January by Vernon

PSD
No, let’s make him smile even more! You can do that in Photoshop, just make him smilier. Much smilier. You know how William H. Macy is famous for smiling. He’s a smile machine. Don’t look at me like that, just go back to your desk and do it. Do it now.

Props to Ryan! Original is here!

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Resident Evil: Zombies Give You Mumps

Posted on 2 May by Vernon
Art Director: Oi, have you comped those three birds together for that Reservoir Evil cover?
PS Grunt: Wot? Is impossible! The lighting is all different and stuff.
Art Director: Well that is wot Photoshop is for, you tard.
PS Grunt: Oh. Yes! I will make it totally different!
Art Director: And don’t make her look like she has eaten all the pies!
PS Grunt: Ha ha, as if.

Thanks to Mike G.

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