Category Archives: General ineptitude

Rochas Paris: Smells Fishy

Huh, so that’s what it looks like when the bun finally comes out of the oven.

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That’s hardly a practical outfit to be wearing on a picnic, but at least you brought some bread to share. What? That’s your thigh?

Well, props to me for not making the obvious yeast-infection joke when there’s such an obvious opening.

Thanks Ramaz for the find. You can see the original on Sassisam blog.

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SAUNA: Don’t Forget to Bring a Towel

You know you’ve been in the sauna too long when your legs start melting.

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A topless model covering herself with… something… can’t make up for the lazy cloning and lack of shadows in this image. Twenty points to the first reader who can tell me what kind of hat she’s wearing. Or why she accentuates it with an oven mitt.

Thanks for the find Wrzoo. You can see the original on Allegro.

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Alibaba: Chunky Children

What’s being advertised here – the ‘pool,’ the flotation device, or a winking pile of baby flesh?

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More questionable than this standing bath tub (that’s the most practical use I can fathom) is that there is a child seemingly abandoned in it. Is it weird because it’s out of context, or is it weird because the child was inexplicably photoshopped in a semi-public area for no reason?

Thanks Johnathan for the find. You can see the original BizRace

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Babies: The Second Dimension

Babies are born with disproportionately large heads, but the usually they have some semblance of a body accompany them.

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This seems to be some sort of armless baby-onesie, but all I see is a Maxi-pad with a baby coming out of it. Which is a thought I’ve now cursed all of our precious readers with. Sorry everyone!

Thanks NoSpam. You can see the original on BabyBunting.

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BlackMilk: C-3PNo

This model’s smile comes so close to redeeming one of the worst Star Wars characters, but she blows it by re-enacting the scene in Episode V where C-3PO is haphazardly put back together by Chewie.

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How do you take something pure and wonderful like a woman in a Star Wars-themed swimsuit and ruin it? You start by treating the model’s legs like Barbie-parts that can be added at a deranged Star Trek fan’s discretion.

Thanks Meghan! You can see the original on the BlackMilk site.

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Ebay: The Secret to Smooth Skin

Welcome to the world of Photoshop, where bodies glow, breasts are kept aloft by magic, and belly-buttons are considered an unseemly biological mistake.

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The quest for smooth skin is a tricky one. Some swear by coconut oil, others sandblast their various wrinkles and orifices to a healthy bronze glow.

Thanks Anna. You can see the original on Ebay.

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Macguyver: Hold On

In this disaster’s defense, it was made with a Commodore 64, a rubber band, and a bit of rocket fuel from under the sink.

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It looks like someone forgot that there’s a whole ‘grenade’ part that accompanies the lock and pin portions of this handheld explosive. No disrespect to everyone’s favourite action handyman, but we all know Tony Stark could have made a better photoshop in a cave with a box of scraps.

Thanks Andrew. You can see the original on Hulu.

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Air Mattresses: A Matter Of Perspective

Apparently they couldn’t pay a model to pose on an actual air mattress, which is an understandable problem.

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It’s clear that this model was photoshopped from a different surface. First of all, the perspective seems off. Secondly, she seems to be comfortable, and no one on an air mattress has ever smiled.

Great catch Ygor.

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