Category Archives: I am abysmal and so can you

Samsonite: iDiv-aaaaaaaaaah

With a hand like that, I wonder what those oversized glasses are hiding.

Photoshop Disasters

The Samsonite iDiva bag can carry all your essentials, provided those essentials fit in the palm of your hand and your hand is the size of an avocado. It can carry a lot of avocados, is what I’m saying.

Thanks Dave! The original was found on iDiva (image link)

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Star: Pancake face

It figures the child of an unnatural union would have a lot of unnatural features on or around her face.

Photoshop Disasters

It’s always fun to guess which features children inherit from their parents. Suri seems to have Katie’s overly smoothed skin and eerie expression, but she definitely got her height from Daddy Cruise.

Thanks Wideborx for the find.

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FOTOKOCH: APPALLING APPENDAGES

The smart money’s on Norah to bring home Olympic gold in most of the swimming events this summer in London.

Besides the obvious, what is going on with this woman’s right wrist?  It looks like it’s bent back and the palm should be up to me.  In any case, I’ll wager this girl can flip a perfect omelet every time!

Thanks Robin. You can see the original on the Fotokoch site.

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Wacom: Wacom Mole


Yo Tyler, you might want to listen-share-learn a little bit yourself. If you’re running an ad in Print magazine for Wacom, you might want to not make a mess of the Photoshopping.

Thanks to Mike!

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Time: It’s Abysmalicious!

Shock and panic swept the Time newsroom today as senior figures conceded that they had lost the war against abysmal Photoshopping. A Senior Creative Director, speaking on condition of anonymity revealed the awful truth: “Time no longer has any grip on the basic fundamentals of media production. We have people’s babysitters producing graphics for us now.”

Others tried to stem the wave of nausea by insisting that the latest photo-illustration work was “deliberately bad.”

“It’s a style,” claimed one designer, “it’s supposed to be outsidery” she insisted as she struggled to hold back the tears.

Thanks to Nathan B! Original is here!

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