Shan Khan said tiny hands say a lot about a man.

It doesn’t help this rugged chunk of grizzle and jaw line that his photoshoppers have him gripping this sign with all the grit that one holds a teacup. Also, who’s Shad Chan that He gets the H in ‘he’ capitalized when we refer to Him?

Kudos to Bryan. You can see the original on the 95.1 Facebook page.

For some reason, approval from the model on the left always seems to count for more.

The female-version of Roger and Ebert was short-lived. The bikinis were considered sexist and the rating system – one thumb up, and one thumb up with one horrifying deformity – was found to be confusing.

Thanks Juan!

She knew it was wrong, but it felt oh-so-right as he traced her airbrushed skin with the noodly appendages he calls fingers.

Their skin glowing and their features plastic, the pair indulged in the love that dare not speak its name, mostly because everything in these books is innuendo and clever synonyms for genitalia.

Thanks Kris. The original can be found on Amazon.

There are no small parts; just small actors with smaller appendages.

That Oscar probably seems small and far-off to poor Leo, but once he gets his hands on it, it’ll be the biggest accolade he’s ever seen. Granted, that’s because anything would look big in those hands. 

Thanks Jonathan for the find.

This model may look sultry, but all she wants is someone to hold her ‘hand.’

I’ve always had trouble getting lingerie off of ladies (mostly because I have trouble getting past the whole “who are you and what are you doing in my house?” stage of seduction), but a hoof-hand seems like it would make a rubrix cube out of a bra-hook. Ever see a goat wearing a bra before? Case in point.

Thanks Jacek. You can see the original on the Intymna site.

Congrats on the new mortgage rate – high-five!

As curious as I am about “relationship pricing,” it seems to me that the best rate is afforded to the man who has a backhand bigger than his face.

Is that an incredibly small sandwich, an incredibly large hand, or some sick combination of the two?

Turkey, cheddar, bacon, and whatever the potion from Alice in Wonderland is called make up this tasty treat.  And is it me, or does it look like his thumb must be in the middle of the sandwich?

Nice catch Erik.