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95.1 WAPE: Khaaaaaaaaaan

Shan Khan said tiny hands say a lot about a man.

Photoshop Disasters

It doesn’t help this rugged chunk of grizzle and jaw line that his photoshoppers have him gripping this sign with all the grit that one holds a teacup. Also, who’s Shad Chan that He gets the H in ‘he’ capitalized when we refer to Him?

Kudos to Bryan. You can see the original on the 95.1 Facebook page.

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Leigh Michaels: Such a Scandal

She knew it was wrong, but it felt oh-so-right as he traced her airbrushed skin with the noodly appendages he calls fingers.

Their skin glowing and their features plastic, the pair indulged in the love that dare not speak its name, mostly because everything in these books is innuendo and clever synonyms for genitalia.

Thanks Kris. The original can be found on Amazon.

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Intymna.pl: Hands-off langerie

This model may look sultry, but all she wants is someone to hold her ‘hand.’

Photoshop Disasters

I’ve always had trouble getting lingerie off of ladies (mostly because I have trouble getting past the whole “who are you and what are you doing in my house?” stage of seduction), but a hoof-hand seems like it would make a rubrix cube out of a bra-hook. Ever see a goat wearing a bra before? Case in point.

Thanks Jacek. You can see the original on the Intymna site.

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JazzTel: Crisis At Hand

Hello, Dr. Montoya?  Yes, it’s Luisa.  Listen, first of all, I want you to know how much I appreciate your working with my limited budget with regard to the hand reconstruction surgery.  Having said that…

The fascinating thing about this disaster is trying to figure out how in the world it came to be in the first place.  Did the GA accidentally delete a layer and have to build an entire hand from scratch?  Was the GA laid up in bed with the flu the day her drawing class focused on hands?  Is he a dyslexic Vulcan?  The mystery continues…

Thanks Jose. You can see the original on the JazzTel site.

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