Something tells me this wouldn’t stand up in court.

Thanks to C!

Mega Magazine in the Philippines manages to totally Ralph Lauren their cover.

Thanks to Ro-Ann! Original is here.^{[marginally NSFW]}

If you are of a particularly snarkish mien, you will be entirely capable of imagining the poor soul responsible for assembling, in the manner of Frankenstein, this sad outrage against the eyes and then, on reflection, believing they might feel pleased with their handiwork. Pleased, but also blissfully – dumbly – unaware of their impending appearance on these pages.

Thanks to Jinxxy! Original can be found here (click collections, endure Flash for a few images.)

I watched, my blood curdling, as I saw with my eyes the menacing figure reveal the true horrible horror of the Claw! She clumsily tried to grip a pineapple with her pincerlike pincers but only succeeded in scraping across it in a sort of scraping motion, but the horrific appearance of her mangled fingers and thumb were already etched into my soul like a staircase on an Etch-A-Sketch. Without moving, I ran out of the room and away into the night.

– The Horrible Claw, E.C.Carne, 1947

Thanks to Doug McG!