In Derek Zoolander voice: Hello, Earth to Matilda, how can she have a baby without a belly button? Where would the little baby join on? Without a belly button?

Thanks to Ibolya! Original is here!

Why would Vogue delete Blake Lively’s cleavage? Thinking of the Iranian readers? Because Steve Jobs hates breasts? We demand answers, or failing that, some foaming-at-the-mouth comments from crazy people.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Original is here! Conspiracy theory begins here! And here!

So we took a photo of this woman with her shirt off and it turned out that you can see her breasts. Crazy, huh? Well now we’re in a pretty awkward position. Short of not having her take her shirt off, or using a different picture, what on earth could we do? We had to make this trainwreck, there was no alternative.

Thanks to Ana! Original here!

I know that we are all weary of the lifelong existential struggle between wanting to show more of Beyonce’s cleavage and wanting to avoid an utterly humiliating disaster on your front cover, but it’s refreshing and illuminating to see it brought to light in such disastrous fashion.

Thanks to Terry! Original is here!

Memo to BMW Art Dept: The wheels tend to stop spinning once you’ve parked the car and walked away.

Thanks to Christoph! Original is here!

Camp Rock ^{[warning: disturbingly comprehensive wikipedia entry]}, which sounds like a Queen rockumentary, turns out to be another Disney product in the High School Musical mold.

I have no idea what they deleted from her chin or why there seems to be smoke coming from her boyfriend’s crotch. Kids today, eh?

Original is here. Thanks to Anton & Jason!