Category Archives: inadvertent amputation

Azzaro: Stumpy’s Last Gig

Arrrrr! I lost that leg on the Spanish main, arr, ye scurvy landlubbers. The sea’s a terrible mistress, arr. I’ll keelhaul every man jack one of you ye scurvy scurvers, ye [continues forever]

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Thanks to Stela!

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And then there’s her right hand. Thank god it has no bones, otherwise it would have really hurt to stretch and bend it that much. By Brooks

I see two legs there, is she supposed to have three? by Breef

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OSS117: Those Legs Will Take You A Long Way, Lady

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Remember the good old days of movie posters? When it was pretty obvious that the illustrator hadn’t seen the movie and there was always a steam engine exploding in the background? The people behind OSS 117 remember. They’re the true pioneers; they aren’t constrained by pedantile ideas about women having to have legs.

Thanks to Gaetan! Bigger version here!

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Brothers & Sisters: Footloose!

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OMG! Colin (the one who slept with Veronica when he thought she was a boy) has no legs! You know, Veronica, the biker chick who is part robot.

(Caveat: I don’t watch this show, so some of the details above might be wrong.)

Thanks to Brad! Huge original is here!

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Natural Muscle: Stumped!

Please let’s not make pictures like this.

Thanks to Exotic Travel!

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They know full well what went horribly, horribly wrong. Obviously the photographer sawed off her legs below the knee so she couldn’t get away and would have no other choice but to pose like nothing horrific is happening. I think Hannibal Lecter took the shot. : By ThePenciler

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