With two of these players lacking legs or knees, I think I might have a chance at playing pro-ball in Spain.

My editor claims that there’s some funny business with one of the hands, but I don’t see it. How about you guys?

Thanks Oscar.

American Apparel has an offer you can’t refuse.

For once, I can say I’m interested in a model for more than her face. Not that I don’t appreciate a girl with a good head on her shoulders, but I like to keep it within my own species.

Thanks Gillian! Once you see the disaster (closely look at the horse) in this one, you won’t be able to not see it.  You can see the original on the AA site.

That Susan is such a stand-up lady.

I’ve always been a leg-man, but I can appreciate a floating homemaker as well – anything to save me some space in the shoe closet. The floral arrangement seems to agree as it bends perspective to get behind Susan.

Thanks Adam! You can see the original in the October edition of Living Etc.

Alright, I want all the short people in the front, a couple chairs – and hey, let’s get anyone who can float in the back.

It’s rare to see the highest-resolution face as the addition to one of these. And when the guy in the center looks like he has a metal dong, I would argue no more additions are necessary – it’s already perfection. 

Thanks Bob. I’m not sure what’s happening in Belgium with all the bad PS. This is another image of the Belgian Green Party and it can be found on Groenhasselt.

Fans always want a piece of you.

Portuguese singer João Pedro Pais is always the most colourful person on the page. But when you only have half a forearm, you overcompensate like that.

Thanks Raul!

Hope she favours her left hand for tossing a Frisbee on the quad.

At Leeds Metropolitan University, tuition doesn’t cost you an arm and a leg. Just an arm. The right one.

Thanks Katie! You can see the original on the LeedsMet website.

Here, let me give you a hand.

In this disasters defense, the photographer may simply have long and excorcist-level flexibility of the fingers.

Thanks Bruno. You can see the original on the Colégio Batista Mineiro Facebook page.

Some people like fries with their burgers; others, a little leg.

Rarely is the food the only non-photoshopped part of the photo. Next to the alcoholic crying into his food and just right of the airbrushed cleavage, the mystery meat for the quadruple-patty burger seems to have come from a missing customer. For hygiene’s sake, they didn’t use the body parts that touched the floor.

Thanks Valerie! The original was for a promo shot for Heart Attack Grill.