The forearm’s connected to the… uh…

I’ve heard of needing a shoulder to lean on, but this is ridiculous. The unnecessary addition of a wooden corner in the lower right and a melting  fencepost really tie this hodge-podge of Photoshop disasters together.

Thanks Emma. The original was an email newsletter and you can see it here.

Lego my Sandwich!

I originally thought the photoshop was this 50-foot tall woman overlooking the bay like a well-toned Godzilla-wannabe.  Then the angle of that sandwich struck me as wrong. Then I saw that fleshy-claw gripping the food and promptly lost my appetite.

Thanks Nic!

It hurts a little at first, but then it starts to feel really good!

More than anything, I love the eye mask in this image. Not only does the elastic strap have zero effect on the model’s apparently solid titanium locks of hair, but it’s not even centered on her face. It’s like time ran out during a challenge on a Japanese game show. Bring in Sayonara Mob!

Thanks Dee!

Given a choice, I think I would much rather float than hop, too!

Someone needs to explain to this GA the difference between the shadow of a leg and an actual leg. This girl is either an amputee, or a school of piranha has chewed a hole through that raft and devoured her right leg all the way up to Christmas.

Thanks Eduardo. The original was found in the Vogue China June 2012 and the model is Doutzen Kroes.

Larissa was very excited to be cast in the lastest Star Trek film. Here she is posing between takes as “Ensign Petrova,” the hapless victim of a transporter malfunction.

Forget the obvious clues of the missing hand and missing rear half of the bicycle. The real tell that this is fake is her shoes. No woman in the world would ever ride a bike in those high heels! Dummies.

Thanks Jonathan. You can find the original on the Neiman Marcus.