Stumpy the Mermaid was quite disappointed to find that her disability merely translated into a human one after crawling out of the sea.

Having lived most of my life near a beach, I suppose I cannot relate to the obstacles that those who live far inland face every day when they decide to compose media which takes place at the ocean.  Whereas I would simply hire a gorgeous bikini model and then cart her down to the shore, dig a 3-foot hole in the sand, bury her, and start shooting, art directors who live in, say, Irkutsk, Russia, cannot afford that sort of travel and time expense, and are therefore forced to use software like Photoshop in an attempt to simulate their erotic visions of tropical seaside goodness.  Still, that does not explain why these same art directors insist on hiring Gyorgi the village idiot to be their graphic artist.  I’m guessing it might have something to do with there not yet being in existence a decent translation of the Quickstart Guide from English to Cyrillic.  Oh, well.

Thanks Dan. You can see the original on the Cerritos Tequilaus site. You can check out our red circled image in our gallery to see the marked up version.

Getting past the initial shock of having his forepaw literally fall off of his body while doing his business, Seymour buried it unceremoniously with litter and stepped out of the box, confident that neither human nor dog were any the wiser.

Thanks Teo. You can see the original on Amazon. Don’t be put off by the 3 legged cat we’ve been told that it works for cats with 4 legs as well.

Life!… Life!… Give my creation…. LIFE!!

Big thanks to Hollie who was excited as we were about this PSD. The original can be found on the Vogue site. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out tag on the post or the red circle image.

As it turned out, when Phillip told Bartholomew how the teachings of this Jesus fellow would ‘blow his mind,’ he wasn’t speaking metaphorically.

Thanks Brice. The original was found  in a french magazine called Direct Matin.  If you can’t see the PSD here you can check out our red circle image.

Thanks Robert. You can see the original on the Metro Town website. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out the red image gallery for the marked up version.

When Kym requested vaginal rejuvenation surgery, she got way more than she bargained for.

Thanks Kathy! The original can be found on the cover of TV buzz. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

Reader Captions:

Art Director: “Great photo, but the balance is all wrong, the lantern is covering the logo and her head isn’t balanced well – if you can position the head halfway between the logo and the text on the right it’ll look more balanced”

Photoshop Monkey: “Sounds good.” Thinks: “Right, select head and light, move right, oops, need to fix waist to match head. No problem, select torso, shift the right, fiddle about with dress blend in with new torso. Sorted” by Skizz

This is one disaster I predict will conclude with a happy ending.

Kudos goes to Tina. This comes from page 63 of the 2011 Buy Costumes catalog. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

More to the point: who has the cord for a heater hanging that close to a change table? Do they want it pulled off the wall, turned on by mistake, or for the baby to hang itself when the parent is not watching?  By Chrimu

Having David Copperfield as a dad has its downside. By CragAntler