Having lived most of my life near a beach, I suppose I cannot relate to the obstacles that those who live far inland face every day when they decide to compose media which takes place at the ocean. Whereas I would simply hire a gorgeous bikini model and then cart her down to the shore, dig a 3-foot hole in the sand, bury her, and start shooting, art directors who live in, say, Irkutsk, Russia, cannot afford that sort of travel and time expense, and are therefore forced to use software like Photoshop in an attempt to simulate their erotic visions of tropical seaside goodness. Still, that does not explain why these same art directors insist on hiring Gyorgi the village idiot to be their graphic artist. I’m guessing it might have something to do with there not yet being in existence a decent translation of the Quickstart Guide from English to Cyrillic. Oh, well.
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Thanks Kathy! The original can be found on the cover of TV buzz. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.
Art Director: “Great photo, but the balance is all wrong, the lantern is covering the logo and her head isn’t balanced well – if you can position the head halfway between the logo and the text on the right it’ll look more balanced”
Photoshop Monkey: “Sounds good.” Thinks: “Right, select head and light, move right, oops, need to fix waist to match head. No problem, select torso, shift the right, fiddle about with dress blend in with new torso. Sorted” by Skizz
More to the point: who has the cord for a heater hanging that close to a change table? Do they want it pulled off the wall, turned on by mistake, or for the baby to hang itself when the parent is not watching? By Chrimu
Having David Copperfield as a dad has its downside. By CragAntler