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“Perhaps a tiny cup of tea will take my mind off of how terrifying I look in this ad.”
It’s hard enough being a pregnant model without having them mess with you like this, amirite, ladies? This image is a complete wreck, from the tip of her blurry head to that navel-less baby bump. The shoulder stump and bizarre webbing between her right arm and torso are a nice touch, too.
Thanks, Meena! This photo appears online here.
Politics and Photoshop never go well together.
If you’re going to run for Prime Minister against the owner of the largest media company in Italy, you may want to make sure you have an unassailable message to the public. And come on Bersani; your opponent has been caught for tax evasion and is standing trial for prostituting an underage girl. How are you standing there with a cheap cut-out and 55% of the popular vote?
Guys, I finally found something the Germans don’t do well: Photoshop.
It’s funny that the second-most embarrassing thing about this advertisement is that it’s about premature ejaculation. Despite my earlier comment, you have to give it to the Germans for clever metaphors about “arriving too soon.” Though the face mask and female expression butcher any subtlety…
The biggest problem with political pundits is how two-dimensional everything is to them.
It turns out there is something more awkward than a white guy in a lei, and this ad is it. Even acid-washed and inconsistently-proportioned luau girls can’t save this disaster from being the butt of its own joke.
That man-kini seems to simply hang from the shoulders. All it will take is one gust of wind to reveal… um… absolutely nothing.
With a knee-melting smile like that, what he looks like with his shirt off is the cherry on top. What he looks like without his pants on is the unexpected realization that you are getting a single cherry. But at least it’s seedless.
Thanks Catherine. You can see the original on the Ann Summers site.