Category Archives: lame

Two Hours With Antoine: Longer than most nightmares

Scarier than the pre-teen going for a grope is the state of his left pinky.

Photoshop Disaster

How someone managed to mess up a cut out on a blue background is beyond me. What does this pose say to you? Force push? Stay back? Or help me, my digits are disappearing?

Thanks Guillaume. The original was created for the french radio channel “Radio Dance”.

Thanks for all the comments on the last disaster, seems like we messed up on that disaster. 

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1+1 = A White Water (Photoshop) disaster

Trying to Photoshop a new face is one thing, but trying to force that face into a helmet can leave your models looking a touch challenged.

Photoshop Disasters

The addition of the tiny hand on the man’s shoulder is an (ironically) unsafe action when white water rafting. More disconcerting is that it’s the woman’s left hand – something about that angle doesn’t add up. That gondola doesn’t seem natural either, but then again, not much about this adventure in nature does.

Thanks Shy. The original was produce for an Israel bank.

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Jokka: Rescue me from this PSD

Sometimes, saving lives can give you a big head.

Photoshop Disaster

Hurtling through a void in time and space as the sun glints off of nothing can be a dangerous job. Thank god they make XXL helmets to put rescue worker’s oversized minds to rest.

Thanks Matti. The original was found in magazine is Jokka a Finnish construction magazine.

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Exelcat: Not So Pretty Kitty

Those adorable, vacant eyes are almost enough to distract you from the misshapen fur-hoof slithering towards you.

Photoshop Disaster Cat

The space between the bowl and kitty’s twisted torso suggests there’s no back-half to this creature. The mutant paws, exelcat saucy feast, and my nightmares are all it seems to need to survive.

Thanks Anne. The original was found in a German supermarket.

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RAJAPACK: MARATHON MESS

When it absolutely, positively has to be there in under 44 seconds!

Photoshop Disaster

There’s so much going on here, I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll go with the huge unfurling roll of packaging paper being hauled around the track by seemingly nobody at all. That is, of course, unless the roll of paper also happens to be one of the racers. I also like that some of the runners are burdened with multiple items, while Thor (#111) merely sports a wristband’s worth of packing tape. No wonder he’s winning.

Thanks Ben!

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LAMBORGHINI: RUNAWAY RUSE

While the all-wheel drive and 600 horsepower are attractive features to be sure, the coolest new tech in the Lamborghini Urus SUV is AutoValet®, a computer-activated driverless system which instructs the vehicle to locate and self-park in the closest unregulated street space it can find.

Lamborghini fail

I feel for this GA. Really, I do. They put a lot of effort into adding motion blur to the background layer, as well as the wheels, to create a realistic illusion that this was an actual photo of the car speeding down the road, only to experience that sinking feeling one gets when the plane lifts off the runway just as they remember they left the passport by the front door.

Thanks Kevin. You can see the original on the Jalopnik site.

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CELEBRATION OF CRICKET: CRICKET CROCK

Following decades of feuding, the Tooks and Bracegirdles finally agreed to work out their differences through sport after men introduced  the game of cricket to The Shire.

Cricket Disaster

PSD’s here!  Come and get your red hot PSD’s!  We got scale disasters. We got shadow disasters.  And today only we got FREE TRANSFORM disasters!  Sorry, only one to a customer.

Thanks Mizzmonsta. The original was found in Toronto.

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MILANOO: STRING THEORY

These daring new leggings can only be found online as part of “The Olive Oyl Collection.”

I guess there could be a girl or two out there with legs both that long and that skinny… Naahhh!

Thanks Ben. You can see the original on the Milanoo site.

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