I know what you’re thinking and you’re correct. Oprah is the captain from WALL-E.

Thanks to Rebecca!

Oh Good Lord, what on earth did we do to deserve this? Noah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Thanks to Daniel!

Hey this Photoshop for Imbeciles book is pretty good!

Thanks to Avatar!

Usually I don’t care for plain old bad Photoshopping. But in this instance, where a designer has gone beyond the realm of jejune lameness to deliver a piece of trainwreckage so astonishingly feeble, so outrageously inept, so overwhelmingly half-assed – that the senses are intoxicated by powerful wave after wave of revulsion and sadness, I make an exception.

Thanks to Andy and everyone else who sent this in!

Great cutout. Ever heard of masks?

Thanks to Emily and everyone else who sent this in! Image is from here!

This from the “Sorry for running you down with a steamroller” section.

Thanks to toro! Original is here!

Sub-club-flyer-quality comping? ☑
Photoshop beginners’ tutorial bubbles? ☑
Mediocre cutout? ☑
Impossibly lame boob job? ☑

Thanks to everyone who sent this in; original is here! ^{Warning: contains pictures of Paris Hilton}

No, no, that’s OK, I understand, $85 per hour. [...] That’s fine, but our budget is $10. [...] Can you do it for $10? [...] You can’t because you’re trying to run a business? I see, well, [...] OK, perhaps I’ll have my friend’s son do it. [...] Yes, he’ll do it for $10. [...] Actually I’m sure it will turn out fine thank you very much. [ANGRILY HANGS UP PHONE]

Thanks to Sean M! Original is here!