Ha ha, you movie-going morons! We don’t think you actually look at anything! We have the production values of a three-year old! Where’s my medication? I spit on your expectation of visual literacy! Who care! Who care!

Thanks to thebutcher! Bigger version here!

Bish bosh bish bosh slap it on feathering is for losers mate ta dah done.

Thanks to Justyna! Original is here!

To paraphrase Jennifer Tyler, “My mind tells me to give up, but my deadline won’t let me.”

Thanks to Amanda!

Obviously Heidi Klum managed to offend whoever is AD of GQ Germany, to the extent that she finds herself transformed into a cross between the Joker and a sausage, sitting on a huge piece of licorice while her toes desperately look for guidance.

Original is here! Thanks to Dirk!

I imagine the chain of events that led to this trainwreck being something like:

We need to show people doing business ⇒ Successful businesspeople agree with each other ⇒ People who agree might high-five each other ⇒ If only we had a picture of two people high-fiving each other ⇒ Photoshop ⇒ PsD.

Thanks to Jonas! Original is here!

To: replacable_designer_72@oprahmagazine.com
From: oprah@oprahmagazine.com
Subject: slight tweak for cover

I love it! It’s so wonderful. But can you remove the huge sandwich I’m eating and replace it with a hand of cards?

TIA,
O xxx

Thanks to everyone who set this in!