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Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Thanks Kyle & Kassandra.
Achilles is working on a poster for Priest in 3D.
Achilles: Argh, anatomy is hard. I hate everything and everyone.
Tortoise: Why are you making a picture out of bits of other pictures?
Achilles: I only have some headshots, so I have to make the body out of some textures.
Tortoise: Why don’t you take a picture of someone in the right pose?
Achilles: That would be cheating.
Tortoise: Well, at least you could look at some real people. Here, have an anatomy book.
Achilles: That also is cheating.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Bigger version here!
In Sucker Punch, the exciting new movie from Zack Snyder, a young girl has her head swell up so she looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy she imagines herself with a normal size head and a tiny body. It all ends in a madcap chase with bongo music and a surprise guest appearance by the Elephant Man. Three thumbs up!
Thanks to Stefanie! Imdb page in case you are unable to believe this is real.
What? I watched it on TBS. Thanks to the 35 people who have sent this to me over the last three weeks.
Rgdgdg: It appears to be a wrapper for an optical disc.
Tkklhth: What can it tell us about this culture?
Rgdgdg: That they were often deformed, with their faces a bit too small for their heads?
Tkklhth: Or perhaps they were crap at Photoshop.
Embiggen. Props to Antony.
I dunno, I think that if our eyebrows grew that close to our eyeballs, we’d all be pretty pissed off. by Eric
I dunno, Bill Murray has always had a pretty big forehead. by Apositive