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Going The Distance: What You Don’t Know Can Only Make You Stronger

Going The Distance PSD
See I was all like hmm and hrrrm about this and then like ten million people sent this in saying oh my god look at her arm its so fake and I was still like hrrm and hmmm but after a while you’re like ooh and ah and so here you go.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Bigger version here!

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Priest: That’s A Very Bad Habit

Achilles is working on a poster for Priest in 3D.

Achilles: Argh, anatomy is hard. I hate everything and everyone.
Tortoise: Why are you making a picture out of bits of other pictures?
Achilles: I only have some headshots, so I have to make the body out of some textures.
Tortoise: Why don’t you take a picture of someone in the right pose?
Achilles: That would be cheating.
Tortoise: Well, at least you could look at some real people. Here, have an anatomy book.
Achilles: That also is cheating.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Bigger version here!

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Sucker Punch: Mmmmkay

Sucker Punch PSD
In Sucker Punch, the exciting new movie from Zack Snyder, a young girl has her head swell up so she looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy she imagines herself with a normal size head and a tiny body. It all ends in a madcap chase with bongo music and a surprise guest appearance by the Elephant Man. Three thumbs up!

Thanks to Stefanie! Imdb page in case you are unable to believe this is real.

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Groundhog Day: “Special” Is The Operative Word

Tkklhth: Look! Another human artefact!
Rgdgdg: It appears to be a wrapper for an optical disc.
Tkklhth: What can it tell us about this culture?
Rgdgdg: That they were often deformed, with their faces a bit too small for their heads?
Tkklhth: Or perhaps they were crap at Photoshop.

Embiggen. Props to Antony.

Reader Captions: 

I dunno, I think that if our eyebrows grew that close to our eyeballs, we’d all be pretty pissed off. by Eric

I dunno, Bill Murray has always had a pretty big forehead. by Apositive

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