Category Archives: movie poster
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Thanks Kyle & Kassandra.

Achilles is working on a poster for Priest in 3D.
Achilles: Argh, anatomy is hard. I hate everything and everyone.
Tortoise: Why are you making a picture out of bits of other pictures?
Achilles: I only have some headshots, so I have to make the body out of some textures.
Tortoise: Why don’t you take a picture of someone in the right pose?
Achilles: That would be cheating.
Tortoise: Well, at least you could look at some real people. Here, have an anatomy book.
Achilles: That also is cheating.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Bigger version here!

In Sucker Punch, the exciting new movie from Zack Snyder, a young girl has her head swell up so she looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy she imagines herself with a normal size head and a tiny body. It all ends in a madcap chase with bongo music and a surprise guest appearance by the Elephant Man. Three thumbs up!
Thanks to Stefanie! Imdb page in case you are unable to believe this is real.

Another mystery. She put on another pot of coffee and looked again at the picture. Meanwhile, several years earlier, some sort of Fight Night is taking place. She pondered about this strange connection while she made another pot of coffee. Somewhere a crime had been committed.
Thanks to Courtney!
What? I watched it on TBS. Thanks to the 35 people who have sent this to me over the last three weeks.
Rgdgdg: It appears to be a wrapper for an optical disc.
Tkklhth: What can it tell us about this culture?
Rgdgdg: That they were often deformed, with their faces a bit too small for their heads?
Tkklhth: Or perhaps they were crap at Photoshop.
Embiggen. Props to Antony.
Reader Captions:
I dunno, I think that if our eyebrows grew that close to our eyeballs, we’d all be pretty pissed off. by Eric
I dunno, Bill Murray has always had a pretty big forehead. by Apositive













