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Avril Lavigne: Pretty Vacant
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The time has come,’ the Walrus said,
‘To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing wax –
Of Photoshop — and stings –
I wonder as I gaze upon –
this clipping job so sodden –
Just why I have been pictured in –
a room I’ve never trodden. –
There is no need to thank me –
for I’ve hardly raised a finger –
Instead thank Ted in marketing –
whose pay must be quite meager.
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With apologies to Lewis Carroll.
Thanks Grace.
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Dear Stretchy Pink Toy Company Inc,
I’m writing about the Stretch Minaj™ doll that we gave our Becky for her third birthday last Saturday. Within two minutes, the arms popped off, and the legs remained in their stretched-out state.
Stretch Minaj™ suddenly looked as shocked as Becky, and her expression frightened our daughter so much that she ran out of the house screaming. We haven’t seen her since. I’d just like to thank you for this wonderful product, as we were thinking of putting Becky up for adoption anyway.
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Christmas comes but once a year and I bet lady antebellum wishes this Christmas never happened.
Thanks Jan!
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What do guys need nipples for anyway!
Thanks for submitting Sherniseee
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The reflection clearly* reads Macy Gray.
Thanks to Luciano in Brazil. Original here.
* for low values of ‘clearly’
Update: someone at Apple reads photoshopdisasters!
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